How To Enjoy Summer (If You're a 14 year old Pirate)

1. Take a roll of black duct tape, some cardboard and foam.

2. Make an anchor out of the cardboard and foam. Cover with duct tape.

3. Spend several days (and sleepless nights) making links to form a chain.

4. Complete the ensemble with a duct tape belt.

5. Put on your official pirate captain's hat, take anchor into the yard and start swinging. (Caution: Stay clear of mom's plants and pots. And any windows.)