Hahaha, awesome post.And now, *ahem* (flexes fingers) my favourite sentences I never thought I'd say:"It's not ok to spit your milk out all over the place.""You may not eat the Statue of Liberty!""No spitting in the pool!""Stop eating the furniture!"
"No thirds of brussels sprouts until you eat some potatoes!" (I retracted it after the words came out of my mouth and I heard what I said)
"Please don't fight over the salad.""Can we just go out somewhere instead of doing school work?"
I've got a better one:'Kids quit fighting over that goat teat, I'm sorry it only has 3 teats and there are 4 of you!'Yes, my friends from TX stopped by on their way home and milked their goats in my front yard. The kids were fighting over getting to milk them.
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